As I sit here, reading smutty Wincest fanfiction, I think to myself,
“Some poor bastard is going to marry me one day.”
We were talking about sex when…
Friend: I think gay sex is really disgusting.
Friend: Just think about it.
Friend: Look. Imagine two really hot dudes that you like fucking each other..
Friend: I know right?!
*and later that day I read fanfiction..